This is the true meaning of Christmas.

Everyone meet Harper, a precocious little girl who can barely say her own name but can tell Santa and Mommy to fuck off 10 to 20 times without any hesitation and with perfect diction. The video's poster says he thinks he might have ruined Christmas by teaching Harper to swear, but he has certainly made ours. There is literally nothing cuter than a kid swearing. Nothing. You win Christmas, Harper! You win everything!

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