A new "we're gonna get you" video was released yesterday, from the American-born, English-speaking blowhard Al-Qaeda spokesman Adam Gadahn. He was indicted for treason because of those "Azzam the American" videos from a few years ago and was subsequently placed on the FBI's Most Wanted List. He's also earned a spot on my vagina's Most Wanted List. (Uh, but to be fair, it's very, very long, not particularly exclusive list.) He's looking so much hotter since the Azzam days! When I first saw his new pics on the news this weekend, I was like, "Ooh, who's this cute Jew?" To which someone responded, "He's not Jewish—he's an Islamic terrorist!" But oh, how Wikipedia vindicates! Dude was born Adam Pearlman. Adam is a cross pollination of two of the "types" I find myself attracted to: Jewish men and criminals. Anyway, what do you guys think? His blood lust, indictments and probable burka preference aside, would you do him?
Al Qaeda Member: U.S. Embassies Prime Targets [CNN]