A young woman in was charged with DUI in Riverdale, Illinois on October 25th. In addition to her erratic driving, the woman was caught wearing sunglasses at 4:28 in the morning. That is bad—very bad—and irresponsible. However, her explanation for why she was driving with her sunglasses on at night was top notch.
She explained to the police: "It's what I do. It's fashionable."
So succinct, so real, so applicable under a swath of circumstances. The next time someone asks you to explain yourself and you simply do not give a damn:
It's what I do.