RAMAT GAN, ISRAEL - JULY 15: An Israeli girl takes photos of a five-day-old baby giraffe as it stands by its mother, Denisa, in their compound at the Safari Park zoo on July 15, 2009 in Ramat Gan, Israel. The still unnamed female calf is twenty-year-old Denisa's eleventh offspring, which zoo officials say is a world record for a giraffe in captivity. (Photo by David Silverman/Getty Images)
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WHY are giraffes so awesome? How could any intelligent g-d design a creature that takes everything humanly awkward - gangly & knobby legs, uneven complexion, odd bumpy bits and huge ears.. and turns it PERFECT?
It's... kind of awesomely unfair.