A twofer from Down Under: Luana De Favari, an Australian barmaid famous for crushing beer cans between her breasts and dangling spoons from her nipples was fired and fined $1,000 for breaching the liquor control act. Her partner in crime, off-duty bar worker Tracey Leslie, was fined $500 for aiding and abetting the spoon-hanging. In other news from Oz, mine workers are attending "Toolbox Talks" — classes on menopause and foreplay that are being offered to boost morale at the Bulga mine because according to the higher-ups, a sexually frustrated miner 'can get mighty grumpy at work' and affect production." [Telegraph, Sydney Morning Herald]
there's a stripper named Blondie at a strip club here in Atlanta called the Clermont Lounge here in Atlanta, who has been doing it for about four decades, no joke. it looks terribly painful, but she just wraps them around the can, squeezes it flat, then asks for five bucks.