A Treasury Of Celebrity Facial Expressions From The Globes

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Between Christian Bale's turn as a slapstick Jesus, whatever the hell was going on with Helena Bonham Carter, and one celebrity's areola on display, there was a lot to take in during the subtle moments of last night's Golden Globes.

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To the left…Could it be?

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Yes, it is.

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There seemed to be a trend going on with nominees last night, when their names were announced. They made a lot of goofy faces.

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But nothing trumped the cuteness that is Ryan Gosling.

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There was also a trend in which some people didn't understand jokes that were told.

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Speaking of Helena Bonham Carter…What was her deal, exactly?

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Meanwhile, some people epitomized that old adage that only boring people get bored.

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But it was difficult to tell if Julia Stiles was trying to demonstrate her boredom or her bitchdom.

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But no one did Bitch like Pfeiffer. As the night wore on, it wore on her nerves, evidently.

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Some people handled the long evening with lots of booze.

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Others with humor.

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And others with, um, grace?

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Hope Davis passed the time by looking down Jennifer Lopez's dress.

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There was also this weird segment of gay people…

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…reacting to straight people who were awarded for pretending to be gay people…

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…and observed by the converse of that.

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A few more things: Snooki?

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The "I had sex with Natalie Portman" face isn't all that becoming.

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Are Jake and Jenny a thing now?

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And lastly:

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Christian Bale will haunt your dreams.