Look no further, we have the perfect Valentines day gift for the man in your life. Especially if you don't like him very much.
Pantyhose for men are the next big thing, according to a news report on Yahoo.
"One of France's leading hosiery makers is launching a new line for men next month — pantyhose with a welcome front opening and big feet, available in thick mannish knit but also as sheer tights.
Gerbe, which is based in eastern France, said this week that the country's first hosiery line for men would go on sale in March 'due to increasing demand from male clients.'"
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But why let the boys have all the fun? We think big-footed fans of easy vaginal access like Paris Hilton would be thrilled at the manly sizes and 'welcome opening'. Expect to see them at Kitson's any day now. But incredibly, it seems the louche-living completely gay surrender monkeys are less convinced.
"Internet users on a French fashion messaging board, www.ctendance.com/forum2, responded with a touch of scepticism. "Why create pantyhose for men when women's tights are fine?" said one. Tights are unisex," said another, "except that women's are always softer."