A shoplifter in the UK got inventive when she was caught by the store clerks. She lifted up her shirt and squirted breast milk at them. Apparently it's part of a trend in which criminals try to get their DNA on security guards and such so they can later accuse them of attacking them. Breast milk is new though โ€” normally they just try to pick their noses till they bleed or stick their fingers down their pants. [Salon]