A shocking new epidemic is sweeping the nation's fraternities! Early morning yoga classes. It's the new beerpongasschugdaterapecoednakedlacrosse! Do I actually have to read this story to tell you about it? Rhetorical question. But it brings up an eternal question I find myself asking every few days: what do all the vapid sorority types who are like, "addicted" to yoga meditate about? What do they say to themselves over and over again to bring them peace? (And yeah this one's for you Shelasky! You're Zen, you can handle it!!) [ABC News]