A serious shoe fetishist pleaded guilty on Thursday to stealing over 1,500 pairs of girls shoes from school lockers in Wisconsin. Apparently he's a cable guy who collected keys to various schools as he responded to calls. One thing we're curious about: Do teenage girls really store pairs of shoes in their lockers nowadays? Like, do they do outfit changes in the middle of the day or something? Maybe they store gym shoes in their lockers, which makes us think this foot fetishist has a thing for foot sweat and Reeboks, not ballet flats and wedges. Either way, doesn't he know that female feet don't really smell? [ABC News]