A reporter dared ask Vulvatron, the new frontwoman of GWAR, whom she slept with to get into the band. Her response was simply lovely:

"Vulvatron's sexual prowess is far superior, and although I slept with the entire band and management at the same time, they were not able to keep up. My sexual functions are far too advanced to mate with most primitive forms." I hope she sprayed him with blood as she was saying it.

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[H/T Katie Notopoulos]

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