A Quickie From Our Friends At Men's Health

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According to the folks at Men's Health, when your girlfriend fails to initiate sex with you, you should "buy her new shoes" to loosen her up a bit. Oh, Men's Health. Charming as ever! [Men's Health]

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I'm most offended by the shoe thing, I am most concerned, however, about the whole "If she's quiet in the sack and you want her to be a screamer, go ahead and make noise of your own. You can even sing a little!" (I'm paraphrasing, but it's there.)

Dude. If you start singing while we're having sex, either the singing or the sex must stop immediately.