A Quick Solution to Infidelity: Brand Your Spouse

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Remember that cool trick you could do with silly putty by pressing the sticky substance onto newspaper and making your own print? Well, TheCheeky's $550 titanium wedding ring is kind of like that, except terrifying: the band has the words "I'M MARRIED" engraved on the inside, ostensibly so wannabe cheaters will never be able to escape the clutches of their betrothed.

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From the website:

...We have created this wedding ring for people intent on cheating. The negative engraving on the inside means that when you are in the ‘Club' and an attractive woman…or man comes along to chat, slipping your wedding ring off is not an option. The mark left on your skin says…'I'm Married.'

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You know what's also an option? Trusting your spouse! Or wearing another ring to cover up your sorta-temporary tattoo. Just saying.

Anti-cheating ring brands I'M MARRIED into the flesh of your finger [BoingBoing]

(Image via The Cheeky)

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HazeyJane
Hazey Jane

"We have created this wedding ring for people intent on cheating."

Because cheaters are generally pretty up-front with their spouses about wanting to cheat. Is there anyone who would seriously go for this? Not only that, but those marks will presumably fade after a little while, or if you keep turning it, will become unreadable. I can't even begin to wrap my mind around all the ways this is a bad idea and wouldn't work.