A Polish man had a totally Twin Peaks moment when he visited a brothel and found out his wife was one of the employees. He told the Polish tabloid Super Express: "I was dumbfounded. I thought I was dreaming." Marginally less disturbing than finding your daughter at the whorehouse you frequent, but still pretty unfortunate. The couple is now divorced. [Reuters via MSNBC]
This would have played better in Connecticut, where the couple would have seen each other, looked the other way, and the whole thing would have cut to the next morning at breakfast, where the woman would be cooking, the man reading the newspaper, and they spoke about the weather and who was going to the next PTA meeting.