A mugger in St. Paul, Minnesota knocked a woman over, took her keys and cell phone, and then licked her toes and ran. Though the man has been caught, we still encourage all the women of the upper-Midwest to lace up their shoes extra tight... or, better yet, make themselves a pair of weaponized high-heels. [AHN]
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@gra: My roommate was telling me about this 'dangling porn,' where it's just women's feet with shoes hanging off and moving around. I will never, ever understand the foot thing, I don't even like to touch my own!