A law recently passed in the U.K. allows the children of sperm donors to track down their biological dads. As a result, the number of men donating sperm has hit rock bottom. 37-year-old Lisa Evans decided to take the sperm shortage into, erm, her own hands by finding a donor on the internet and having sex with him the old fashioned way. According to the Daily Mail, "I was incredibly nervous and several times I did think: 'Gosh, what am I doing here?'" admits Lisa. "I had brought an insemination kit to our meeting in readiness. But John was nice, very middle class and articulate, and all I could think about was how much I wanted a child and that he could be the man to give me one." Middle class and articulate! Swoon. [Daily Mail]
Wait, so when a British woman says middle class and articulate, does that mean the same thing as it does when an American does? Cause my euphemism translator says "middle class and articulate" means black.
[Also, I probably watch Boston Legal too much and have a crass sense of humor.]