A joint statement from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert: "We would like to return to work with our writers. If we cannot, we would like to express our ambivalence, but without our writers we are unable to express something as nuanced as ambivalence." Uh, are we supposed to feel "ambivalent"? Seriously, why not just go write books, spend time with the family, etc? Try to beat Dave Chappelle's stand-up record? Yeah, we miss you, but you're not providing the country with basic needs or anything like that... [Defamer]