Reports News 9, "She says she is not sure how her 4-year-old managed to get out of the house, open a beer, and steal the neighbors' presents from under their tree" :

This is so sad: a 4-year-old Chattanooga boy got out of the house, somehow got hold of and opened a beer, then wandered the neighborhood and snatched a few gifts from under a tree - including a brown dress.

The child, Hayden Wright, was found around 1:45 am Tuesday, wandering the streets of his neighborhood. In a police reports, officers said he was wearing a little girl's dress and drinking a beer. The police report says the child had to taken to the hospital to be treated for alcohol consumption.


But that's not even the saddest part. Says his mother, currently going through a divorce: "He runs away trying to find his father...He wants to get in trouble so he can go to jail because that's where his daddy is."

Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Christmas Presents [NewChannel9]