Is your dog in desperate need of a makeover? To celebrate Animal Planet's new show, Groomer Has It, we're holding a contest for the most, um, aesthetically-challenged canine. Send a picture of your pup to firstname.lastname@example.org with the subject line "This Mutt Needs A Makeover." Be sure to include your name, e-mail address, phone number, as well as information about why your mongrel needs a manicure. We wanna know why your hound should get her hair did. One lucky dog will win a grooming session courtesy of Animal Planet! (This is not to be confused with our Past Fashion call for submissions — we're still accepting those as well!)
@hortense: A dog's day at the spa should never ever cost more than mine. In fact: get your dog a haircut, pet him/her nicely after it and be done with the business. Like Sarah said, donate the rest of that money to help his/her doggie bretheren.
@and Begorrah: Ha! Yeah, my hugest pet peeve is dogs in clothes. I mean, I understand that, like, dachshunds and chihauhaus need sweaters in the winter and all, but it still irks me a little. When i saw that the dog I want needed a sweater a part of me died a little...