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A Cap-ital idea.

Just in time for summer, comes something else you never knew you needed to fling $60 at but you apparently do. Throw away your tatty old sunhat and say hello to the belle hat from

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"This wide-brimmed floppy topper with a 50+ Ultraviolet Protection Factor is the sure-fire way to keep the sun from depositing droop-causing UV damageon your dermis. 100% cotton, with a 6" brim."


It's "physician endorsed", apparently. Which probably added $50 to the price right off.

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