I was hoping to spend some more time here today doing things that would be interesting to readers, but apparently all you want from me is pictures of "sweaty cock." Fine by me! Either way, it's been the realest, gals.
Show me the way to get to there. I'd love to see what's going on. And...dance!!!!! xoxoxox, ajd.
But, you know, I voted for Nader in 2000. The scrappy Adrian Chen at Gawker explains what's going on here. [Gawker]
I won't show the whole thing because I've been instructed that some of those photos are inappropriate for your delicate sensibilities. However, the email is harsh enough that it deserves a mention. Thanks, R.
Most of my "job" over at Deadspin for the last year has been covering the alarming amount of athletes who send pictures of their shlongs to female acquaintances. These pseudo-relationships usually end and then the girl posts them online.
I have to switch locations. I'll be back in an hour. Use this thread as a place to say nice things to each other. Oh, and dance! xoxoxo, ajd.
I know — there's to be none of that wretched "bodysnarking" over here, even on days when the usual editors are off. BUT SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS: these females make you all look bad if they are being photographed in not-so-perfect shape.
Here's one: "Just for the record, I read Jezebel every day and I think this shit is pretty funny. It's a nice break from everyone trying to out-P.C. each other. keep it up, frizz-pube." Thanks, dollface!
There's a certain point in a woman's sexual history where she just decides — out of nowhere — that handjobs are just not part of the repertoire anymore. Please reconsider this decision.
You really have to stop pestering the other editors on their day off. It's not nice. Why are you so angry? We can all get along swimmingly. Peas and carrots, I tell you. Let's learn from each other. Or just yell.
Jezebel phone call update:
1112. And one text: "Lol. Don't have too much fun my lovely jezebelles have been known to cut a bitch (figuratively of course)." Shiver. Do better. Hugs!
While in the early stages of a recently deceased relationship, you should really eliminate all forms of communication for a significant period of time until things cool down — especially instant messaging. It makes everyone turn into typo-riddled, grammatically-challenged spazcakes.
Jezebel angry phone call update: 3. Keep 'em coming, sweethearts!
[Pittsburgh, July 3, Not Getty and NSFW]
My name is A.J. Daulerio, editor of Jezebel's brother-in-law site, Deadspin.com. Since it's a holiday for most people who have normal jobs, and some editors would like to feel normal for just one day, I've been deputized to babysit this precious site.
Ladies, we have a lot of secrets. We keep them, as you know, in the giant maxi-pad shaped compartment locked securely within Fort Vagina somewhere outside of Tennessee. But alas! One of our own is spilling our secrets!