It's not just the hideous images that make so awesome, it's the commentary. Example:

When you take sadness and make a skirt out of it, it probably looks like this.

simply be, "spirit and sands chambray skirt," $75. perfect if you are a rich third grader doing square dancing in gym.

this looks like something mayim bialik would wear. not blossom. *mayim bialik*. i don't understand the context of those two random pieces of ribbon. i guess to make it look like you have one large breast and two smaller breasts next to it?

And more!