You would think DiCaprio would give away some of these gigs to his actor buddies who aren't doing so well. Like, couldn't he have thrown this Lohan's way? Or even Tobey Maguire? He probably has less than all the money.

For such a Serious Actor, you might also assume that slinging Jim Beam is beneath him. But it's not, and that makes me love him a little. He delivers the same intense performance as he does in Inception, but with a Super Mario Kart soundtrack. EeeeYAhhhhh!

[via WOW]