I'm both laughing and cringing sympathetically as these poor, unsuspecting kids chomp down on their first Warheads. They think they're going to eat a delicious candy and then BAM! They're chipping their teeth on rock hard hella sour nasty-ass Satan chow.

Mark my word, these kids will never be the same. They'll never trust adults again, they'll no longer believe in goodness or kindness in the world, and they'll probably all become porn stars. It's OK, it was for the greater good: YouTube!