Don't Tell Them That Half of All Shetland Pony Marriages End In Divorce

Once upon a time in Surrey, England, after (one would assume) living in a stable of sin together for quite some time, two ponies were joined together in holy matrimony. “I brought a present as well,” says one sheepish guest. “It’s rather embarrassing. But I’m into the spirit of it.” A wedding sans in-laws where neither bride or groom has the vocal capability to give a goopy speech? Best wedding ever.

[via Vulture]