Bill O'Reilly Says Poor People Want Free Shit and Obama Will Give it to Them

On Fox News (where else), withered old prune pundit/loofahsexual American Bill O’Reilly claims that President Obama’s campaign is targeting a bunch of lazy-asses who want everything done for them. Or, you know, the alternate reading is, he’s reaching out to middle class and poor folks who want their fucking slice of the pie. We’re no longer “traditional Americans” (read: white people) who like to “do it for themselves” (read: not be on welfare) but Obama is targeting this “changing America.” (read: lazy poor minorities.)

At least, that’s what I think he’s saying, he’s super hella crazy, so ?!