This Dog Really Loves Walks and Really Hates Baths

Jackson is so cute and so smart! However, if I were him, I’d be the opposite around about things. Baths, yes! Walk, no! Although, I guess if some giant hairless monster threw me in an enormous tub, sprayed me down with lukewarm water, and forcibly soaped me up, I’d be pissed, too. Or… is anyone else turned on right now? If you’re eight feet or taller and own a birthing tub, get at me.