I know, I know, sea lions aren't big fish. OR ARE THEY? No, they're not. But, then again, they they can swim, so I'm gonna go with, yes they are fish. Now that that's settled, let's check out our friend from San Francisco. This little guy was rescued, rehabilitated, and returned to the sea to go limbo with Nemo and freak Ariel. The ocean is so magical, you guys. Magical, but fucking terrifying. And not for us, it's for sharks. Just as the woods are for serial killers, the ocean is for sharks. Write that down, I'll wait.

Now, check out the entire slideshow of the sea lion doing his awesome thing, nature is rad. Onward, brave lion of the sea!

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