Enjoy the debate. Just not as much as that guy, okay? (Also, do you think he represents, like, religion as a whole and Romney and Obama are political pandering? Is "God" having the last laugh? Just think about it, that's all I ask.) (Don't think about it, forget I said anything.)

And before the debate starts, please don't forget to take your blood pressure meds, medical marijuana, and/or fifth of Jim Beam. GAME ON!