Lil Wayne Sang 'Take Me Out to the Ball Game' and We Were Like 'Hell Yeah, Fuckin' Right'

I don’t think that I am being simplistic when I say that love is one of the most important feelings that a human being can experience, so please go forward in good faith knowing that I am not being flippant or irresponsible with what I’m about to say. I fell in love last night. I know, I know! We never thought it would happen. We all assumed that I was one of those girls who would never experience what the French-Belgians call l’amour and yet here I am, so deep into it that they’d need to build a special super tall ladder to get me out. Sure, I never thought I would feel this way, but you know what the weirdest part is? It’s not even an individual that I’ve fallen love with — rather, it’s an act by an individual that I’ve fallen in love with. Specifically, it was Lil Wayne singing “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” at last night’s San Francisco Giants game. What can I say — this the nineties! You can love who you want!

While I think that “Lil Wayne singing ‘Take Me Out to the Ballgame'” and I have very long and fruitful future together, I — sorry — we are not so limited by cultural norms that we feel the need to be exclusive so it’s with that that I share with you what is arguably the greatest moment in sports history. If you don’t love this then A.) you will not be invited into my sister wives situation and B.) what is wrong with you?