In their first documented outing together since Sandersgate, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were spotted with a big group of friends in Los Feliz at a bar (somewhat hilariously) named Ye Rustic Inn. God, of course those two do the Big Group Hang, just like those 14-year-old Goth kids who stand around the entrance of your local mall all day except for five minutes in Hot Topic and five minutes staring into cold, dead food court lo mein and wondering what the fucking point is, you know?
Anyway, they apparently “cozied up to each other,” knocked back a few, and left at some point. So, yeah, these two are back to brooding in tandem, once again having united to form the black pegasus unicorn—pegacorn—known as Robsten. Watch the exclusive video at the link and carry on. [Entertainment Tonight]
Something that wasn’t covered in the debates: Team Mariah or Team Minaj? President Obama says his piece on the year’s most important issue.
“I think they are going to be able to sort it out, I am confident. I am all about bringing people together, working for the same cause. I think both are outstanding artists and they are going to be able to make sure they’re moving forward and not going backwards.
The President has met Carey, “and she’s a wonderful lady. Nicki I don’t know, but I’ve got her on my iPod.” Oh my goodness gracious, the idea of POTUS jogging around Adams Morgan listening to this just won him a vote. [NYDN]
Also, Jay-Z made a campaign video. [MTV News]
Hulk Hogan is filing an invasion of privacy lawsuit against Bubba The Love Sponge and his ex-wife Heather Clem for releasing his chronically unsexy sex tape with Clem without his consent. Mr. Sponge’s lawyers (LOL?) say that he was a victim here too. Really, we should all be suing the three of them for exposing us to that fucking tape. Shit’s like The Ring for your private parts. [NYDN]
Appealing human Adam Scott and his wife have taken on the first project for their new production company, Gettin’ Rad Productions (meant to be said with irony, I’d imagine). They’ve optioned Chuck Klosterman’s novel Downtown Owl, thus proving that I am not the only human being who read Downtown Owl. It’s good; you should read it! In related news, Adam Scott optioned my heart years ago but that project is still in development hell. 🙁 [Vulture]
And here’s this week’s Hello Magazine cover, which features exclusive shots of Jack Osbourne and Lisa Stelly’s destination wedding, plus baby Pearl and two confused old people. (Where’s Kelly at?) [Hello]
Sharon Osbourne patronized Justin Bieber, calling him a “little guy” and saying he wasn’t gonna last too much longer on the fame-meter, and B33bo responded on Twitter: “”Doubt me…i like it” and “Not worried sharon.” [Ace Showbiz]
- Sandra Bullock and Chelsea Handler got naked on Chelsea Lately and Bullock fake-chastised Handler for not being a better role model for young girls. (“This comes directly from Oprah’s mouth to my ear, to my mouth, out of my mouth, into your ear, down your body, out your vagina, up my vagina and out my ass.”) [The Sun]
- Taylor Swift begged Ethel Kennedy to let her date Conor Kennedy and promised not to write a song about their devastating breakup please please please? [NYDN]
- Sly Stallone’s ex-wife wants control of their late son Sage’s estate. [TMZ]
- This ScarJo W cover is… strange. [VH1]
- Adrienne Maloof’s personal chef has released photos of the Real Housewife badly bruised, allegedly from her ex-husband Dr. Paul Nassif. [Radar Online]
- Make friends with the ghosts of ham sandwiches past—buy Elvis Presley’s old house. [NYDN]
- “English guys… dress really well and they are very well mannered. But they are also very restrained. Usually in the whole courting situation, I‘m used to being first of all, ignored for the first two months of the ritual. And then maybe they’ll acknowledge my presence. Then, they’ll probably be a little mean to me. And then, maybe we’ll, you know…whatever. Then I arrive in America, and I remember a few nights into Brown [University], this guy just being like, ‘I like you. You’re great. Let’s go on a date. Let’s do it.’ I’m like, ‘I’m sorry, what just happened?’ This is like a huge culture shock for me. They’re very like open and very straight-forward-but they wear flip-flops and I don’t know if I like that.” —Emma Watson, dropping truth bombs on Ellen. [E!]
- Kendall and Kylie Jenner will design their own clothing line. [People]
- Johnny Depp’s launching a publishing imprint with Harper Collins called
Pretension-R-UsInfinitum Nihil. [Washington Post] - Stacey Keibler celebrated her 33th birthday party without boyfriend Smirkface Clooney. [Page Six]
- Brit-Brit dressed up like Mata Hari, complete with a black wig, in an ad for her new perfume. [Daily Mail]
- And Spears’ former nanny will testify that she’s being manipulated in her conservatorship. [Radar Online]
- Former Bachelorette Ashley Hebert and her winner J.P. Rosenbaum will get married on television. You know what? Fuck it. I saw that season, and I kind of believe in them. [HuffPo]
- Girls Season 2 begins January 13th. [Vulture]
- The Honey Boo-Boo clan takes Hollywood. [Janet Charlton Hollywood]
- Wheeee, Amber from Clueless got married! Contact Music]
- Kate Gosselin said she didn’t get a facelift, she’s just Benjamin Button. [Us Weekly]
- Suri made a friend! [Us Weekly]
- You guys ever notice that Reese Witherspoon always has the best jeans? I know: IMPORTANT. [Us Weekly]