Stacey Dash, Republicans' Latest Golden Unicorn

Stacey Dash, best known to every woman as Dionne from Clueless, tweeted today that she’s loves Mittens:

Say it ain’t so, D!

Then, the internet exploded and when it put itself back together again two minutes later, it immediately started sending out a bunch of “Don’t you know you’re an unemployed black woman??” tweets back (which, mainly true) and then, in response to that, tidal waves of conservatives being all, “Look at those liberals attack the poor lady for tweeting about her correct opinion!” Ugh, you know Rush Limbaugh is reading and re-reading that tweet, fondling himself excitedly. This is the shit conservatives live for, when one of the four black female republicans (are there four?) loudly proclaim their allegiance to the cause. I bet the RNC has already tapped Dash to be a booth babe at their next terrible convention.

Well, if you need me, I’ll be in the fetal position vowing to never take anything any celebrity says seriously ever again. Anyway, she’ll always be Dionne to me — fated to live in Clueless forever, just buying plaid skorts and sexting Murray. Now, let’s watch some clips and never speak of this sadness again. I’ll start: