Did You Know That Diane Keaton Was Once a Bond Girl?

In an alternate universe in which maybe the SLIDING DOORS of a subway car closed in Woody Allen’s face and he didn’t get to meet Diane Keaton in quite the same way and therefore never worked with her and so instead she picked up some work in a Bond movie, setting off a chain reaction in that alternate universe whereby all of this universe’s most beloved actresses were mere Bond girls, reduced to a suffocating single dimension of characterization…well, you see where this is going. Off the rails, which coincidentally is where Kate McKinnon takes her Jodi Foster impression.