Storage Ad Reminds Us That Paul Ryan’s Face Is a Storage Unit for Bad Memories

Here we have an ad for Manhattan Mini Storage, which seems to really capture the spirit of the age while offering precious little information about how wonderful storing things with Manhattan Mini Storage can be. Maybe it means that we shouldn’t store all those Paul Ryan mistakes in our hearts, that, you know, Paul Ryans walk the earth, are bound to sleep with people, and so it’s best just to move on. Storage is strictly for important stuff, like unopened Star Wars action figures and memories of the first time you abandoned your disdain for fried appeteazers and got economically wasted at a Friday’s.

via Newsweek