At Long Last, Video Proof That Cats Strike Smarter Poses than Dogs

Science has claimed that dogs are, in fact, smarter than cats, but it has also suggested that cat owners are smarter than dog owners, so the cat vs. dog debate is really at an impasse. No longer! This video offers indisputable (read: very easily disputed) proof that cats are master chess players and enjoy gourmet meals, while dogs eat used tampons and drive drunk.