"No. Oh, no, no, no..."

"Just a bunch of people, on drugs and steroids..."

"Oh my God, they're violent too?"

"That's not nice."

"This is so confusing, I don't even know what I'm watching."

—an assortment of dismayed baby boomers were taped to a chair, eyelids peeled open a la Clockwork Orange and shown clips of MTV's Jersey Shore, and this is what happened.

Have a good Saturday evening!