Bigot's Protest Burning of 'Gay Cereal' Fails Really Hard

This misguided and, let’s be honest, hapless gentleman thinks that a good way to protest General Mills’ support of same-sex marriage is to burn a perfectly good box of Honey Nut Cheerios. It’s quite possible that the box is empty, since there isn’t a person, bigoted or otherwise, who would just torch Honey Nut Cheerios like this. Thankfully, however, General Mills makes their cereal boxes idiot proof, which is why this sad, lonely, cry-for-help protest doesn’t proceed quite as smoothly as it would if a non-stupid were in charge.

via @DaveKrumholtz