Comment of the Day: Mother Goose Reads the Jack Schaap Scandal

And now, a nursery rhyme, courtesy of moderate_chaos:

Jack Schaap he could not fap
His wife would eat no peen
And so between the preach, you see
He licked the local teen.

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