Olympic Thighlights: You Ain't Heard Calf of It

It’s Day 4 of our Olympic thighlight coverage and looking at all of these beautiful bodies has gotten downright exhausting. Still, we must soldier on like the brave heroes that we are. They haven’t made athlete-oggling an Olympic category yet, but, once they do, we undoubtedly will bring our respective countries all the glory they deserve. Shamon, shamon now!

Alexandre Despatie and Reuben Ross, Canada, Men’s Synchronised 3m Springboard Diving

Bernadette Coston, South Africa, Women’s Hockey

Chatuphum Chinnawong, Thailand, Men’s 77kg Weightlifting

Chen Long, China, Men’s Singles Badminton

Timofey Mozgov of Russia, Diana Taurasi of the United States, Basketball

Fernanda Maria Gonzalez Rammirez, Mexico, Women’s 200m Backstroke

Haojie Lu, China, Men’s 77kg Weightlifting

Ibrahima Balde, Senegal, Soccer

James Magnussen, Australia, Men’s 100m Freestyle

Steven Burke of Great Britain, Jinjie Gong of China, Sir Chris Hoy of Great Britain, Track Cycling

John Isner, USA, Men’s Singles Tennis

Jong Sim Rim, DPR Korea, Women’s 69kg Weightlifting

Kaarle Mcculloch, Australia, Women’s Team Sprint Track Cycling

Melissa Seidemann, USA, Water Polo

Marcelo of Brazil (L), Mohamed Diame of Senegal (R), Soccer

Natasha Perdue, Great Britain, Women’s 69kg Weightlifting

Sizwe “Lawrence” Ndlovu, John Smith, Matthew Brittain, and James Thompson, South Africa, Lightweight 4

Peter Hudnut, USA, Men’s Water Polo

Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte, USA, Men’s 200m Individual Medley

Rebecca Adlington, Great Britain, Women’s 800m Freestyle

Roy Burch, Bermuda, 50m Freestyle

Salah Mejri, Tunisia, Basketball

Seba Chevallier, Switzerland, Beach Volleyball

Serena Williams, USA, Women’s Singles Tennis

Tony Yoka of France (L) and Simon Kean of Canada (R), Men’s Super Heavy (+91kg) Boxing

Sylvain Chavanel, France, Men’s Individual Time Trial Road Cycling

Tine Baun, Denmark, Women’s Singles Badminton

Tyler McGill, USA, Men’s 100m Butterfly

Timm Klose, Switzerland, Soccer