Robert Pattinson Is the One Percent in Surreal Cosmopolis Trailer

This has been a long time coming, but here is the trailer for David Cronenberg’s Cosmopolis. Money, rats, future-retro hairdos, technology and gunfire! Based on a Don DeLillo novel, the plot unfolds thusly:

Riding across Manhattan in a stretch limo in order to get a haircut, a 28-year-old billionaire asset manager’s day devolves into an odyssey with a cast of characters that start to tear his world apart.

Pattinson looks better like this than in SparkleVamp mode, but dude, white limos are for prom night.