The Arkansas ‘Toe Suck Fairy’ Is Finally Behind Bars (Again)

Arkansas tootsies can rest safe — 51-year-old Michael Wyatt, otherwise known as the “Toe Suck Fairy,” has finally been slapped by the long arm of justice after a Faulkner County District Court judge sentenced him to a year in jail for breaking the terms of a previous deferred sentence.

Reuters reports Wyatt had pleaded no contest earlier this year to harassment charges stemming from a 2011 incident, and was told, as a condition of his deferred sentence, that he not be caught harassing women, which he of course did in a grocery store parking lot back in May. Wyatt, who has pled not guilty to the May incident, has been something of a foot pestilence ever since the 90s. In one particularly elaborate instance of harassment, Wyatt pretended to be a podiatrist so that he could “fondle and suck” a woman’s toes in a clothing store. Later, in 1991, he was convicted of making threats to a convenience store clerk after he told her that he would cut off her feet and suck her toes while she bled to death, which menacing outburst earned him a four-year state prison sentence (he only served a little over a year of the term).

Almost a decade passed until Wyatt struck again in 1999 when he asked a woman in Walmart if she wanted him to amputate her feet, and then showed her a picture of a woman without feet as if that would somehow convince her of his dexterity with a hacksaw. Wyatt faces another hearing about his most recent charges in September, but this guy sounds seriously disturbed and definitely deserving of at least a little time removed from the general population.