Today we learned about all kinds of foolproof sex tips for men, but turning ladies on with super sexxxy things like toast and Nutella can be confusing. So Ding-DangBlog smartly requested more specific instructions on how to achieve the best possible love life:
"Toast" is too general.
What kind of toast gets her hot? White, wheat, marble rye? Also, are we taking lightly toasted or dark? There are too many unanswered questions here. I'll just put nutella on my junk. I don't want to look stupid trying to arouse my lady with the wrong toast.
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