The makers of Edifi, the Christian tablet, might have intended to protect you from temptation, but in the end, as SkaHimself has discovered, they've only made it worse:

Step 1: Buy Edify.
Step 2: Search "Jesus Nailed".
Step 3: Wonder why I am watching videos of homosexual latinos.
Step 4: Stop wondering. Start enjoying.
Step 5: Freak out because every time I search Jesus, sexy videos now appear in history.
Step 6: Glance around furtively for delete history button.
Step 7: Can't find history button. Wife coming home. Grab hammer.
Step 8: Bash the Satan out of Tablet.
Step 9: Lie to wife.

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