Want to get a family iPad, but worry that the Apple product is too chock-full of knowledge (i.e. Satan)? You are in luck! The Edifi, available through online retailer Family Christian, is the first exclusively Christian e-tablet on market, offering a pleasant, limited and fully Christian selection of information such as bible verses, Christian internet radio and, of course, automatic safe-search to prevent your children and spouse from stumbling upon anything untoward.

Apple products are pretty much the golden calves of the new millennium. It's time someone think of the children.

[Christian Nightmares]