The political climate of the Seven Kingdoms is such a mess these days. It used to be that you had a variety of candidates ranging between North and South, but now it seems that all we've got are a bunch of greedy crown mongers ranging from Center South to Extremist South, you know what I mean? All I want is a ruler willing to look out for the small brothel owner — is that really too much to ask?

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