Today in reports of Mad Men stars' IRL fucking, Vincent Kartheiser is reportedly dating Alexis Bledel after she guest starred as one of Pete Campbell's mistresses, if a a kissy flight from JFK to LAX is to be believed. Elisabeth Moss is dating cinematographer Adam Arkapaw, officially moving on after her messy divorce from Fred Armisen—who, rumor has it, left Moss for Abby Elliott. (If you missed the choice slam Moss delivered about her ex in March: "The greatest impersonation he does is that of a normal person.") Damnnnnn. [Oh No They Didn't, Daily Mail, HuffPo]

If you wanted even more proof that actress Carol Kane is magic (she played Alison Portchnik in Annie Hall), she had a 60th birthday party Sunday in Hell's Kitchen attended by Woody Harrelson. When the Hunger Games actor left, a homeless lady asked him for cash. He gave her $600 dollars. Eyewitnesses report that the homeless woman jumped to her feet and screamed joyfully "Woody! White men can jump!" That is not a punchline. That really happened. [NYDN]

Lindsay Lohan was prohibited from driving while shooting Liz & Dick, thanks to an understandably nervous insurance company, but since when have rules mattered to LiLo? Apparently she crashed a Porsche on the Pacific Coast Highway with a production SUV right behind her. [TMZ]

John Mayer was sniffing around Jennifer Lawrence when they all went out to novelty restaurant Medieval Times (I'm serious), even though she's in a serious relationship with Nicholas Hoult. "[Mayer is] really well read so he kept using his knowledge of the medieval era to make puns and crack everyone up." Sounds hilarious." [Lawrence] was like a freshman with a crush on the captain of the football team." Mayer and Lawrence also went out shopping in L.A. recently with Zooey Deschanel. Jennifer Lawrence, you are giving me nervous acid reflux, STAY AWAY FROM HIM. [Radar]

Eschewing rumors of a feud, Britney Spears and Demi Lovato are bonding on the set of The X Factor: One panel game in particular makes them "giggle uncontrollably like naughty schoolchildren," which is picking a word to work in when they critique contestants. Chosen words include "umbrella," "tiger," "slinky," "punk rock," "caution" and "mountain." [Us Magazine]

  • Russell Brand purchased a firearm. [Showbiz Spy]
  • Professional Skyscraper Demi Lovato is "happy about her mistakes." [Monsters And Critics]
  • More proof that Tom Cruise appears to be the nicest dude in showbiz: he offered his private jet to an injured crewmember. [Contact Music]
  • Cops definitively ruled out foul play re: the death of Rodney King. [Digital Spy]
  • Mumford & Sons spontaneously serenade a bunch of old people. [Contact Music]
  • Andrew Garfield reports that Emma Stone is "pretty special" like we didn't already know. [Express]
  • There was a power outage during the big Beebs concert at the Apollo yesterday, but everyone rolled with it: "Then we hear the fire alarm... Literally, the boy blew up the Apollo - he heated up the Apollo." [MTV News]
  • And here is a photo of Rihanna's new tattoo, which is partly a falcon and partly a handgun and entirely frightening. [NYDN]
  • Jenna von Oy had a kid and took pictures. (Also, I recently saw Mayim Bialik on an episode of What Not To Wear—don't call it a comeback.) [People]
  • The Drake/Chris Brown victims pile into a clown car: meet #4, Vladimira Brace, who just lawyered up. [TMZ]'
  • Speaking of which, rapper Meek Mill was there and didn't see either of them throw a bottle. [XXL]
  • Lil Wayne speaks out on Hot 97 DJ Peter Rosenberg dissing Young Money's Girl Friday Nicki Minaj: "I don't know what anyone else believes, but I believe females deserve the ultimate respect at all times no matter, when or where or how." Followed by: "As soon as she called me and told me she felt disrespected, I just declined everything. I pulled her from the show because ... no person that works with me will be disrespected in my presence as long as I'm on this planet... " expect the red carpet, in her manner; the pink carpet should be laid out for her." [Vulture]
  • Kim Kardashian is glad she didn't have to talk to her dad about her sex tape with Ray J and so are we. [Express]
  • Nadya Suleman, boil on the bikini line of humanity, is being sued for cancelling some stripper gigs. [Bossip]
  • Anne Hathaway says her Catwoman suit was a psychological terrorist. [The Life Files]