You have obviously been sitting around listening to Carly Rae Jepsen's ubiquitous smash hit "Call Me Maybe" on an endless loop, because what else would you possibly do with your time? But be honest: have you also quietly been thinking that what this song really needs is more abs? Like a shit-ton of naked abs? Well, then you are in so much luck because Abercrombie & Fitch, for reasons that defy explanation, decided to ask the paid hot guys from their stores "to have fun with the song—film it on their phones and to do whatever came naturally." Turns out what came naturally was a bunch of pretty bad lip-synching, a lot of hand phones, and so many bare torsos that the song might as well be renamed "Call Me Abbye."