Being one of the most well-known teenagers in the world doesn't always make you one of the most popular, as Paris Jackson can attest – the 14-year-old telling Oprah Winfrey that some assholes at her posh private school try to bully her. Switching to the school from homeschooling in order to have a more regular life, Jackson found that all the veils and blankets in the world can't stop the abject bitchery that exists in high school. Though she tries not to let it get to her. "People try, but it doesn't always work. At school and some people try to cyber bully me," she said. "They try to get to me with words, but that doesn't really work." On the other hand, she finds that some of the people not going to town on her try and make friends with her because she is famous: "'If I feel someone is being fake to me, I will just push away." Sigh, the social aspect of high school sucks no matter which way you dice it. [Daily Mail]

Madonna has made no secret of the fact that she thinks Lady Gaga's "Born This Way" is a complete rip off of "Express Yourself" – performing a mash-up of the tunes during her recent concert in Tel Aviv after taking a dig during an interview in January. "When I heard it on the radio… I said, ‘That sounds very familiar,'" she said. "It feels reductive." But rather than engage in an Elton John-esque war of words with the icon – which is unfortunate – Gaga says that she's going to leave it well enough alone despite the fact it hurts her feelings. "It sometimes makes people feel better about themselves to put other people down or make fun of them or maybe make mockery of their work. And that doesn't make me feel good at all," she told fans at a gig in Auckland, New Zealand over the weekend. "I don't even want to fight back because it's more important to me to keep writing music." And that, my friends, is how you pretend to take the high road while making it pretty clear you think the other person is a total asshat. [NYDN]

Like all 'mos and theatre nerds of any gender, Barack Obama has a hard-on for Cheyenne Jackson — the President focusing on his looks and not performance when he met the actor backstage at Barack on Broadway. "I can usually talk to anybody, and I was like…," said Jackson. "He said, ‘You look like a movie star.' I said, ‘I'll take it, President Obama.' It was cool." [Page Six]

Speaking of theatre 'mos, third-time host and all-round legend Neil Patrick Harris welcomed the assembled crowd last night to "the 66th annual Tony Awards, or, as we like to call it, Fifty Shades of Gay." Finger snaps and jazz hands all round. Side note: As we await the inevitable release of the biracial pile-on porno it appears someone has already snatched up the title for an "erotic romance novella." [People]

We heard over the weekend how Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves got hitched, and now the "emotional" details are springing forth like drunken family feuds at a wedding reception. "There were no groomsmen or bridesmaids… And there were two preachers, [a pastor of a local church] and a monk," said an ungrateful guest, who added that their kept their vows quiet. "They whispered them in each other's ears. No one knew what they said. Whatever they said was very emotional. [Camila] was tearing up." [Us]

  • Rather than giving him dirty looks or slapping him across the face, the ladies in the women's bathroom at Waverly Inn were all aflutter when Liam Neeson used their loos instead of waiting in the men's line. [Page Six]
  • It seems Rihanna and Chris Brown can't keep from running into each other at every club in town every night of the week. [Page Six]
  • Despite her amazing body Rihanna hired a double when it came to shooting her Armani ads. [The Sun]
  • Celebrating her 21st anniversary of marriage to Bruce Springsteen brought tears to Patti Scialfa's eyes. And not in a good way. [NYDN]
  • Jennifer Lopez denies she's engaged to her paid staffer/boyfriend Casper Smart after courting attention by wearing a diamond ring on that (!) finger. "Rumors!!! Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got," she wrote. "No engagement!" [Us]
  • Word has it that Katy Perry is back fucking Robert Ackroyd after the pair were spotted out twice in a week. [Us]
  • Woah, you guys, Joel Madden is, like, totally zany! Following wife Nicole Richie ‘s lead by dying his hair ker-azy colors. [People]
  • Christina Aguilera spends some time with her people at LA's Pride Parade. [People]
  • Having adopted her first daughter when the tot was three-and-a-half, Katherine Heigl says life with a newborn is a whole different kettle of fish. [People]
  • In a frankly shocking turn of events, the divorce depositions of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries won't be filmed. That choking sound you hear is Kris Jenner spluttering on her morning Irish coffee. [Radar]
  • Marc Jacobs shows that you can play nice in the wake of a break-up, enjoying a cosy lunch with his ex-fiancé and current boyfriend. [Daily Mail]