Somewhere in a quiet corner of the White House tonight, Barack Obama is no doubt weeping after learning that Amber Lee Ettinger, who became famous as "Obama Girl" during the 2008 campaign, has said she's just not that into him anymore. Sigh. She told the Daily Caller, she's "not as excited as I was the last time, that's for sure." Welcome to love, Amber. It starts off as a mindblowing crush and after four years you realize that the person you were once unconditionally smitten with is actually a human being with major faults and a totally uncooperative Congress, er, I mean a habit of leaving his socks all over the apartment.
Anyway, relationships come to an end in politics as they do in love, and he'll have to deal with the fact that he can no longer count on her bikini-clad endorsement—besides she's too busy doing things like "going back to school full time, acting and developing [her] jewelry line" to make a new video. Well, will he still be able to count on her vote? She's being awfully non-committal on that front too:
At this point I'm keeping that to myself. If I'm not making videos, I'm not sure it's anyone's business who I'm voting for this time around.
Oh, but please, Amber. We are just DYING to know! Ho hum. I guess we'll just have to wait and see if Obama does something before November to re-stir her passions or whether she turns up online getting all hot and bothered for famous sex symbol Mitt Romney, or as he is more commonly known, "The Hot Bot."