Concussions are very serious. But the shenanigans that lead to concussions? Often hilarious. Case in point: Justin Bieber's run in with a large, immovable glass wall last night at the singer's Paris concert, which resulted in a slapstick collision (funny!) followed by cartoons of birds and stars circling his head (also funny!) followed by a concussion and a brief fainting spell in his dressing room (less funny). But after making like an ill-fated songbird and crashing head on into glass, Biebs was decidedly upbeat, even going so far as to challenge the glass to a throwdown in Vegas. After the incident, he Tweeted, "i will see u again Glass. I will have my revenge. BIEBER vs GLASS. MGM LAS VEGAS 2013. lol. #GottaLaughAtYourself." [People]

They say that feeding your child can be some of the most intimate and rewarding bonding time you'll share with your wee one. Others say it is as boring as shit. But Charlize Theron has found the best way to kill time while her son Jackson feeds — catching up on Game Of Thrones. "I'm absolutely foaming at the mouth with Game Of Thrones. I cannot get enough of that," she said. "When my son came in to my life that was our bottle feeds because I couldn't watch television and I slept so little. And that was my TiVo feed every two hours — watching Game Of Thrones. And my mom was like, 'Do you think it's fine that you're feeding your son while there's sword fights?' I was like, 'It's fine, mom. It's fine.' So, yeah, I'm somewhat obsessed with that right now." [Us]

Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie are set to bury the hatchet according to truth bible The Enquirer, though at the time of going to press it wasn't certain if said hatchet burying was going to be in peace or in each other's back. "Jen and Angelina have hated each other for years, and they've each thought long and hard about what they'd say if they ever got face to face," said an alleged friend of Aniston. "Angelina will be going on the attack about Jen always playing the victim — and Jen is going to blast back at Angie for being Hollywood's greatest husband stealer." In the back it is! [Gather]

Ru-roh! Brooke Mueller had better bust out her rehab punch card (the tenth visit is free!) because she relapsed and is now back on the inside to treat her taste for crack cocaine. The sad, and sadly predictable, part is that she fell off the wagon thanks to a four-day binge with ex-husband/enable Charlie Sheen and missed Mother's Day with her kids. "As part of her ongoing treatment and as planned, she voluntarily checked herself into a rehab facility several weeks ago," said her rep, Steve Honig. [Celebuzz]

Though his reputation has been all but ruined, the woman accusing Matthew Fox of punching her in the vagina has withdrawn her lawsuit. Her lawyer backed out in April, saying she "intentionally failed and refused to provide full and timely cooperation and information" and had reneged on an offer to pay his out-of-pocket expenses, and now the Cleveland bus driver has decided to call it quits. Maybe she just couldn't afford to keep going? Maybe he didn't do it? Who knows? I'm not a lawyer, accountant or medium. This comes just days after Dominic Monaghan accused his former co-star of beating on women. [EW]

Word has it that Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana are dating once more after their were spotted looking "pretty engaged" while eating at East Village Mexican joint Empellon Cocina. "It looked a little more friendly than a business meeting," said a source. In what way? Did they sit there in silence while gazing longingly at each other? Was finger banging involved? More information required. [Page Six]

  • Katie Couric had a bit of a dig at Snooki during a press conference. "It's funny people find her interesting," she said. Gendered cat sound. [Page Six]
  • Kim Kardashian and estranged husbandprop Kris Humphries will have their depositions taken in their fairytale divorce proceedings at the end of this month. Kris is apparently pushing to hash things out in court so there will be cameras to capture the whole thing. Love is so beautiful. [RadarOnline]
  • Rihanna wants to have adult cuddles with Cheryl Cole. [Page Six]
  • Though she surely caught sight of herself in dressing room mirrors, January Jones said she "ran screaming" when she saw herself as fat Betty on Mad Men. [NYDN]
  • The Magic Mike poster, featuring a shirtless Channing Tatum, looks like an ad for a cheesy gay club – which is perfect. [E!]
  • Breaking: Snow White And The Huntsman doesn't suck. My apologies, Kristen Stewart haters. [E!]
  • Both Pink and Chelsea Handler are in the hospital, but they're soldiering on. [E!]
  • Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher still haven't gotten around to filing their divorce. [RadarOnline]
  • Michael McKean was released from hospital yesterday after he was hit by a car in New York. [TMZ]
  • Jean Paul Gaultier busts out some old favorites when designing costumes for Madonna's MDNA tour. [OMG]
  • Madonna's already kicked off the tour and of course all anyone can talk about is her arms. [Daily Mail]
  • Want to see pictures of Chris Hemsworth's daughter India even though they were taken by paps? Your call. [Popsugar]
  • Drew Barrymore and her bestie Cameron Diaz enjoy a day of wedding dress fittery. [LA Times]
  • I love seeing actor types transform their bodies for film roles. Though Mila Kunis gaining a couple of pounds isn't all that exciting. [Radar]
  • The Kardashians decide their brother's wedding will probably suck, decide not to show. [Radar]